Monday, October 19, 2009

The significance of a bra...

Men and bras are pretty similar. Some give support, others don’t. Comparing men to bras is a compelling, yet a funny thought. How can the two possibly be similar? Let’s find out…

Bras were first developed in the 1920s. They were simply undergarments that were supposed to provide support for women’s breasts. Now there are many kinds, and somehow men can easily be compared to them.

Let’s start out with the training bra. The training bra is designed for pre-teen girls who are in the early stages of breast development. The cups come without underwire support, and helps girls become accustomed to wearing a bra. Men have to be trained. Women usually train men them into how they want them, until they can move to the next stage. Once they start maturing it is safe to say that they can move up from the training portion.

Sports bras are made for active women who engage in physical exercise. The bras are supposed to fit comfortably. Now don’t most men like sports and like to sit comfortably watching them? Many men can sit for hours after hours watching sports. Some ladies do not enjoy sports, while others do. For the ladies who do not like sports, watching sports can get annoying. Once Monday night football comes around, a lot of ladies can become irritated because all eyes are on football.

The minimizer bra is one that may not be worn by many women. It is commonly sought out by large-breasted women who wish to reduce the appearance of their breasts by a cup size or two. It’s funny to think that some women wish to not only minimize the size of their breasts, but also the size of their men. Women may not tell their boyfriends that they are becoming large and they need to do something to stop it because they are too big. There’s not some type of body bag women can put over their boyfriend’s to reduce their size, but at least if their breasts are too big they can use a minimizer bra to adjust that problem.

Built-in bras are extremely convenient. They are built into clothing, so another bra doesn’t need to be worn. Some men are simply just convenient to women. There is one thing men rather not hear; that they are being used. Believe it or not, some women do use men to get what they need, which makes them extremely convenient just like a built-in bra.

The padded bra is one that many women use because it adds volume to their breasts. Many men may wish that there was some type of padding they can use. Hmmm…. The unmentionable won’t be mentioned, but there are many enhancement products on the market that are made for men. Too bad they just can’t throw on a padded bra and appear to be enhanced.

Bras and men. Who would have ever thought the two can be compared? Believe it or not, it has come to make a lot of sense.

1 comment:

  1. The concept of this comparison is clever. And as a concept, is good.

    In its execution the writer might have used tighter writing.

    For example:

    "Men and bras are pretty similar. Some give support, others don’t. Comparing men to bras is a compelling, yet a funny thought. How can the two possibly be similar? Let’s find out…"

    Men and bras and pretty similar - some support, some done.

    A comparison between men and bras?

    Yes...

    Beyond the comparisons are good - just need some tuning up.

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